For the guys: How to get a blowjob

Posted 2 years, 11 months ago at 9:21 pm. 0 comments

So, I’ve been kind of seeing this guy for a few weeks now - nothing serious mostly just fooling around but until last night it was all pretty innocent. At least it was until last night. Last night, things got pretty hot in heavy while we were laying on the couch, pretending to watch a movie. At some point, I found myself getting on my knees in front of him, going for the glory. I unzipped his jeans, pulled his rock hard cock out of his boxers. I taste his head, slowly I slide him deep into my mouth. And it started off really well - he felt so good sliding between my wet lips as I went up and down on him.

But then he started to throw things off. First he tried to grab the back of my head, I jumped back and threatened to stop. He promised to be good so I went back down on him. And things were going really good until he started to try to thrust himself deep into my throat. I almost choked, I almost bit him. Again he apologized. If he wasn’t such a great guy I might’ve ended the relationship right there. But I think he’s going to change. I think he’ll learn quickly how to receive a blowjob.

So, I decided to make a list of rules for getting a blowjob.

First off, don’t force me to give you head. I’ll give you head when I want to.

Second, don’t grab the back of me head, the ears or hair. Injury could result for both parties.

Third, don’t try to face fuck me. Let me do all the work.

Fourth, if I want you to cum any place other than inside our mouth, I’ll let you know. Don’t try to pull out at the lost second to explode on my face.

Fifth, if I let you give me a facial, don’t aim for my eyes.

Follow these simple rules and it’ll greatly increase your chances of getting another blowjob from me. And I’m tired of having to teach every guy these rules. I’d expect it if we were still in high school, but since I’m I’ve graduated from college I expect the guys to know these rules.